Stuff I Am Qualified to Talk About

Silver Linings Playbook: Trumped-Up Edition

With the 1st pick in the 2016 POTUS Draft, the American Americans select Donald John Trump. Folks, this is unlike anything this country has seen before. Remember that film Idiocracy? Neither do I. It is a fairly terrible movie minus Justin Long. Get out your last YAS QUEEN’s and DRAG HIM’s because the horrific straight white male is back to terrorize the land. Donald Trump is going to be president now and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. Is there anything positive here? (more…)

Are You Addicted to Your Cell Phone?

The answer is a resounding: yes. We are all addicted to our phones and it’s getting worse every day. Why are you addicted to your cell phone? Why, it’s because you’re a worthless shitheel without will power! I’m joshing you (slightly). The good/bad news is that it’s a real addiction and you aren’t entirely to blame. The gooder news is that I have a quick fix for your terrible fault. (more…)

You Are Addicted to Your Phone

Good news: you’re not alone. We are all addicted to our phones and it’s getting worse every day. Why are you addicted to your cell phone? Why, it’s because you’re a worthless shitheel without will power! I’m joshing you (slightly). The good/bad news is that it’s a real addiction and you aren’t entirely to blame. The gooder news is that I have a quick fix for your terrible fault. (more…)

Dawn of a New Age

Folks, this is Max here, typing live, in the middle of a renaissance. As the title suggests, we’re experiencing the Dawn of a New Age. That Age, ladies and germs, is the Age of the Cooler-Than-All-Hell Black Spokesman. Let’s dive in. (more…)

This Good 80’s Movie – Big Trouble in Little China

A lot of jabronis (white millennial women, mostly) love to love the 80’s, or at least dress like it for a two-hour house party. I enjoy some bad 80’s music and the decade had some gems in the film department. However, as much as it was a good decade for entertainment, it had just as much bad, if not more. It was a tumultuous time where the clothing was so tight the hair had to be huge. It was the only place the body could breathe and get on with the entropy. (more…)