Cannot Be Contained but Is Paradoxically Contained in Here

God Spoke to Me About the Election

Folks, the last year has been a doozy. I might even go as far as to say that it’s been a real doozy. The Presidential election has devolved into a showdown between the least qualified (more…)


Dawn of a New Age

Folks, this is Max here, typing live, in the middle of a renaissance. As the title suggests, we’re experiencing the Dawn of a New Age. That Age, ladies and germs, is the Age of the Cooler-Than-All-Hell Black Spokesman. Let’s dive in. (more…)

This Good 80’s Movie – Big Trouble in Little China

A lot of jabronis (white millennial women, mostly) love to love the 80’s, or at least dress like it for a two-hour house party. I enjoy some bad 80’s music and the decade had some gems in the film department. However, as much as it was a good decade for entertainment, it had just as much bad, if not more. It was a tumultuous time where the clothing was so tight the hair had to be huge. It was the only place the body could breathe and get on with the entropy. (more…)

5 Mightily Holy Prayers

Hail Mary

Hail Mary, full of protein, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women obviously and blessed is the sweet nectar of this lager, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners whenever you get a chance and at the hour of our next court appearance, amen (more…)